Did anyone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ?
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Straight women: boobs are great
Gay women: boobs are great
Straight guys: boobs are great
Gay guys: boobs are great
Asexuals: boobs are great
Other: boobs are great
Cats: boobs are great
Boobs: boobs are great
People Order Our Patties
Diamond and I telling our friend why we couldn't...
me: dude we couldn't even study though 'cause these boys were disturbing us!
Diamond: they were trying to talk to us.
me: yeah there were 5 of them. they were actually singing to us. hahaha.
friend: could they sing?
Diamond: yeah! they sound professional!
friend: what grade are they in?
Diamond: ummmm, they're seniors.
me: what was that one dude's name again? Zayn? he was cute.
Diamond: yeah! and who was the other one i remember? i think it was Harry. oh and there was a Liam too and a Louis.
me: who was the other one? Nail?
Diamond: no i think it was Niall.
me: they could really sing though! don't they have a mixtape or an album already or something? they were soooo cute!
friend: *still believing everything and doubting our chances of getting with these boys* you guys need to stop fantasizing.
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